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"Dear Sally - 2 "Written By: Ryouga Disclaimer:I do not own the Gundam boys or any
other character from the series Warnings: Lemon, fluff, sap, AU Pairings: 1x2x1, 3x4, 5xS, 6xN, HxR Rating: NC17 Summary: After finally getting together through
Sally's advice column, Heero and Duo have admitted thier feelings
for each other and are planning their wedding. Heero and Duo meet
with Relena and Hilde for coffee to start their preparations for the
wedding. Interesting insults and banter abounds. And who's wearing
the wedding dress???? "Dear Sally - 2" Chapter 1
“I’ll get it then shall I?” Heero suddenly spoke up as he quickly climbed out of the bed and headed for the kitchen. Duo frowned, sprang out of bed and pulling on his dressing gown, raced after him. "Oiy, Heero. I wouldn’t go out there naked if I were you,” he began urgently. Heero smirked. “Not going to work, Duo. You’re just going to have to wait.” “But, Heero. I really don't think…” Duo sighed and stopped still as Heero continued on into the kitchen. A giant smirk broke out over his face as a woman screamed, pans hit the wall, clattering onto the floor below and a very embarrassed Heero came running back out, his hands covering his groin “Bastard. You could’ve warned me that Catherine had stayed over last night!” He said as he slammed the bedroom door shut. Duo laughed and followed him back into the room shutting the door once more. “It’s not my fault you got too drunk to remember.” Heero poked his head around from the closet as he dragged his dressing gown out and threw it on. “It’s only the second time we’ve all been out together like that. Catherine never came last time! And you… you should stop letting me drink so much. You know I rarely drink at all and I’m not good with liquor! I mean, I don’t even like the stuff.” Duo snickered. “I’m not your keeper, Heero Yuy, so don’t go blaming me for your lack of control. Think of it this way though, Heero, at least this time you didn't attempt to grope Relena.” Heero humphed and pulled his underwear on, grabbed a tissue from the box on the dressing table and headed back out into the hall attempting to make it to the kitchen a second time around. Duo walked behind him grinning. He walked past Heero into the kitchen and grinned at Catherine who seemed to have recovered from her ordeal enough to finish the bacon and eggs off. Duo motioned for the young woman to look in the direction of the corner wall where the kitchen met the hallway. A white *flag* of truce waved about and she laughed a little. "He forgot to tell you, didn’t he?” Heero slowly advanced from his hiding place and walked up to her. “You could say that,” he agreed, glaring again at his lover. “I apologize for before. If I had known, I wouldn’t have scared you like that." Catherine grinned. “All I can say, Heero, is that it’s no wonder Duo says he’d spend all day, every day in bed with you if he could.” Heero found himself blushing. “Duo says that in public?” “Actually, what I say is more along the lines of, 'If I didn’t have to get up and go to work at Preventer every morning, I’d love nothing more than to spend the day being fucked senseless by Heero’s huge horse like cock!'” Heero blinked. “You relate my manhood to that of a, a horse!?” “Yanno, you are a bit of a ‘stud’, don't you think, Catherine?” Duo said, patting his backside and wiggling it in his lover's direction before continuing. “...and baby… you can mount me anytime” Catherine burst into fits of laughter while Heero blushed harder. “Don't laugh... it only encourages him!” “Well, forgive me for being forward, Heero, but have you seen yourself lately? Because you are quite well endowed.” “You’re not going to let me forget about that are you, Catherine?” “Probably not, but I know that I definitely won’t forget about it in a hurry either.” Heero sighed, defeated and wondered how he’d managed to get himself into this much trouble so early in the morning. “Anyway…” he began, changing the subject quickly. “What’s on today’s agenda?” Catherine moved across to the kitchen table and grabbed a diary from it. “Shopping for clothes for the wedding,” she replied as she flicked to the page she required and relayed the details. “Relena and Hilde are meeting you two at 10am in the mall by the water fountain.” Duo nodded. “Yup that’s the plan. What about you?” “Quatre, Trowa and I are arranging the buck and er, hen’s night…. which reminds me, which of you is going to wear the 'dress'?” she asked, grinning. “Duo!!” Heero began quickly. “Heero!!” Duo echoed. “Bullshit!!” came the joint reply. “I guess we’ll sort that one out later then shall we?” Catherine grinned as she set the table and handed the boys the plates, which now contained bacon and eggs, “Toast is on the table, gentlemen,” she informed them. “Thanks, Catherine. I’m starving!!” Duo replied as he planted himself happily down onto his seat at the table and dug in. Heero rolled his eyes as he followed suit. “Duo, you’re always starving, yet you eat like a horse.” “That’s because my lover is hung like one and I need to loosen the old jaw just so I can take it all in,” he smirked, scoffing down some toast. Catherine laughed softly as she sat herself at the table with them. ”Is there something I’m missing, or is there a reason why horses seem to be the topic of conversation this morning?” "My horse wouldn't cooperate this morning," Duo said, directing his pout at Heero. "Would you stop acting like your overworked and underlaid, Maxwell." Duo shrugged. “ Well, considering his 'well hung highness' wouldn’t let me have it…” Heero glared at him. “Do not even head in that direction, Duo… Or I ‘will’ let you have it!” Taking the hint, Duo made a zipping motion with his fingers across his lips and threw a wink at Catherine. The young woman grinned and shook her head; “Don’t involve me in this I refuse to get involved in… horseplay!” Duo’s imaginary zipper vanished and he laughed. Heero sighed and continued eating his breakfast. As soon as he got the chance, he would get the little smart ass back. There was no doubt about that. It was bad enough that the braided ‘brat’ hadn’t informed him about their female guest, but ganging up on his manhood, well that was sacrilege. Glancing at the clock on the kitchen wall he sighed, wondering what possessed him in the first place to go out and get drunk again. Duo always seemed to get the upper hand when that happened, the cheeky bastard! He chewed thoughtfully on his food as he contemplated ways to get back his mischievous lover. "Hey, Hee-chan. I was thinking..." Heero glanced suspiciously over at his lover. "That could be dangerous." Catherine grinned at the expression on Duo's face. "I'd have to agree there, Heero." "Hey, no changing sides." "It's her prerogative." "But it's against the rules." Catherine laughed. Heero made a face. "I was under the impression that you don't live by the rules, lover." "There are certain rules I do follow..." "Oh yes... and they are?" "Rule number one. Have sex with Heero. Rule Number two. Have sex with Heero every day and..." "Wait, Duo, don't tell me... Rule number three. Have sex with Heero every night?" Duo made a buzzing noise. "Wrong, lover," he said smugly. Catherine sat snickering at the antics of the two lovers. Who needed Laurel and Hardy [N1] when you had Maxwell and Yuy for entertainment? "Well then?" Heero inquired. "Yes, I'd like to know too," Catherine added inquisitively. Duo grinned as he finished the last of the bacon on his plate and glanced at Heero, "Rule number three. Always keep an eye on your breakfast." He got up and grinned at the bewildered look on the two faces before him as he headed off. "I'm gonna take a shower." Catherine and Heero exchanged glances as the one braided wonder of the universe left the kitchen. "Well that was odd..." Catherine grinned as she continued to finish her breakfast. "I was sure he was going to say, Have sex with Heero every night." Heero shrugged as he picked up his fork and went to finish his food. He balked for a second and then looked in the direction that his lover had gone and then back at his plate. "Why that sneaky little....." Catherine glanced up at him. "What's wrong, Heero?" "The bastard ate my bacon!" TBC [1] Laurel & Hardy: Laurel and Hardy were an American-based comedy duo who became famous during the early half of the 20th century for their work in motion pictures. The members of the duo were the thin British-born and raised Stan Laurel, and his heavier American partner, Oliver Hardy. The pair are considered among the most famous double-acts in cinema history. Chapter 2 |
